So, you want a better sex life for Christmas. Here are 12 tips to heat things up -- one for each sign. And remember: you don't have to be that sign in order for the advice to work for you. We all have a little energy from each sign of the zodiac in us. So dive in and do one a night … or do them all in one night! Then you’ll really be on the naughty list!
Take care of number one. The first sign of the zodiac declares, "I am … orgasmic!" which can just as easily be proven in a party of one. Aries energy is all about taking responsibility for your own pleasure.
Introduce a food item. Whip cream. Chocolate. Strawberries, Honey, or … use your imagination. Taurus rules the appetite and this cosmic energy suggests, “Why not fill the belly and satisfy the nether regions in one fell swoop?”
Bring on the dirty talk because Gemini is into communication. Uncomfortable? It's not so hard. Approach it like a madlib: "I'd like to (verb) (adverb) on your (body part).”
Try a little tenderness. Feathery kisses, sweet whispers, endless holding … Cancer energy is sensual, nurturing and soft. This sign rules the breasts and stomach. You can take it from there, right?
Make an exhibition of it. Leo is the sign of show business and everyone knows that you can't have a show without an audience. Leo energy suggests that sex starts in the club. Grab on to that stripper pole and work it!
Give a massage -- preferably with a happy ending. Do some research about which muscles to touch, and how. Virgo energy is associated with health and wellbeing in the most physical sense. Increasing your knowledge of physiology will increase your confidence and enhance your pleasure.
Ever seen a hundred-dollar thong? Upscale lingerie is a booming market, owing to appetites like that of Libra. Elegance is the Libran forte, and Libra takes it to the bedroom in every way, from the intricate detail of a lace bra right down to thread count of the sheets. In the spirit of Libra, spring for the exceptional extras.
Explore taboos. Scorpio energy can be wild and animalistic, and wants to push the boundaries of kinky. It's different for everyone. Where's the line for you? And for your partner? Good, now walk it!
Location, Location, Location. Take it out of the bed and into the kitchen, the car, the coatroom of the club … wherever you can get away with it without getting arrested!
This energy is about power and authority. If the game is master and servant, Capricorn is definitely the master. In the spirit of Capricorn, take charge and make requests that are outside of your usual every day faire. Black leather optional.
Aquarius is the sign of gadgets. So in the Aquarian spirit, go shopping for: Toys, glorious toys! The kind you wouldn't want to unwrap with the parents in the room! There's such a big selection available these days, have fun with it.
This is the only Sun sign symbol that's also a position. Okay, here it is: Take a look at the symbol for the two fish. Think about it. Try it. Enough said.