The Dog Whisperer: Star-Crossed to be a Canine Companion?

Only because I ran into Cesar Millan at my local Starbucks (and just so happen to love his show "The Dog Whisperer" on the National Geographic Channel) did I decide to take a peep at his chart and see what gives him that hypnotic, healing power with canines. Does he have the astrological signature of a dog whisperer? What would that even be? 

The first that thing that stands out is his Pisces Moon, which beyond its rap as a drunk escapist type is someone who's emotional life is deep, intuitive and well ... hypnotic and healing. Pisces Moons, at their best (and I think we can assume Cesar is at his best with a 100 million dollar business and a hit show) can tap into the subsurface energies of others. There is something very psychic about people with Pisces Moons as well as a certain sweetness and sensitivity that can charm the pants of a dog. 

His Sun sign is earthy, hard-working and serviceable Virgo (makes sense enough) and then he has a stellium in Libra comprised of Jupiter, Uranus and Mercury which speaks of the boon of cutting-edge discoveries and communication all in the service and style of the Scales: BALANCE. And isn't that is his gift -- balancing the energy of not only the dogs but of the humans. Like he says, he rehabilitates dogs and trains people. He teaches the humans to access their inner zen so as to be able to communicate that on an energetic level to the dogs which basically just mimic the dynamics of their owners in a lot of ways. It's all about the relationship. It's brilliant! Uranus/Jupiter/Mercury in Libra brilliant!

Also, if you ever run into him at your local Starbucks, don't mention anything about dogs. I made this mistake and I felt as appreciated as if I had just called Henry Winkler The Fonz.