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Fixed Signs (in bed)

by D. Light September 16, 2008 04:52 AM EST

There is no such thing as perfect sex.

After all, sex, by definition, is messy. There's an exchange, and losing control is implied -- at least if you're going to have fun. Sex is often sloppy and usually something gets spilled -- I'm just sayin'. But if you're looking for an experience that's on the smooth side, with a flattering lighting scheme, and an effect so magical that the whole experience seems positively air brushed, your best bet is to seek a partner who is a Fixed sign like:

Taurus

Leo

Scorpio

Aquarius

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The Fixed modality is known to be the perfectors of the zodiac. They're in it to do their best, if not to be the best. They're the sign most likely to have visited the Kama Sutra for tips. Some of them have asked of their partners, 'How am I doing?' and acquired an impressive amount of knowledge that way.

Fixed signs approach most every endeavor with the intention of mastering it. Committed to perpetual improvement, they have a knack for seeing situations that might be considered negative as merely learning experiences from which they garner valuable experience.

These signs are persistent. They're not quitters and they definitely don't like to end anything on a bad note. They can fail to realize that sometimes quitting is good. (Like when there's no chemistry and there probably never will be.) They'll persist under the most dire circumstances, and, well, you've got to hand it to them.

If the idea of monogamy-for-life appeals to you, a Fixed sign promises to keep things fresh and interesting. Two Fixed signs could spend a lifetime together and never have sex the same way twice!

Have any experiences with a Fixed sign? Do write and tell!

Your Sextrologist,

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