This April Fools' Day, play the perfect practical joke on your friends and
family members!
ARIES: Challenge them to a race. Let them win, then tell them they cheated.
TAURUS: Replace their soft, silky sheets with burlap sacks.
GEMINI: Subject them to the silent treatment.
CANCER: Replace all their family photos with generic pictures you cut out of
magazines.
LEO: Hide their shampoo, their hairbrush and their mirrors.
VIRGO: Disorganize their sock drawer and rearrange their CD collection.
LIBRA: Sniff them and wrinkle up your nose.
SCORPIO: Tell them you read their diary -- and boy was it juicy!
SAGITTARIUS: Tie their shoelaces together in triple knots.
CAPRICORN: Cut the power to their computer and stick up a Post-It note that
reads "Out Of Order".
AQUARIUS: Mention the party you're planning, and "forget" to invite them.
PISCES: Don't bother playing an April Fools' Day joke on a Pisces; they
won't even notice.
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