Happy Birthday, Lindsay! What’s Next?

Lindsay Lohan turns 26 today! As America’s favorite hot mess, is this the year she’ll finally get it together? Having no feature film under her belt since 2010’s flop, Machete, and having her TV movie Liz and Dick out this year, is there hope?

Lindsay is like a cat, surviving many mishaps and having so many astrological chances to redeem herself, she has certainly racked up at least nine lives! As a Cancer, though, her emotions rule her, which makes for a rickety lifestyle. However, she luckily is an Aquarius Rising, which will give her a year of Jupiter in her Fifth House, ruler of the entertainment industry and romance. This means over the next year Lindsay has yet another chance to get back on track. Of course, whether she takes it is always up in the air -- but Saturn, the planet of lessons, is entering her house of truth, so this could be her defining moment. So stay tuned, until next time …!