Jon Gosselin: Can He Get it Together?

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Jon Gosselin just can’t get a break. The father of eight’s latest job is guest-bartending at a pub in Maryland. While the gig is hardly going to pay his monthly five-figure child-support bill, what actually will? What can Jon do to salvage a career out of the wreckage of his marriage and his once-thriving “reality-TV dad” image?

There are a lot more opportunities for Jon (an Aries) than seem apparent at first glance. With Mars touring his Fifth House, which rules the entertainment industry, chances are there may have been several job offers already, but he refused. Rumor has it ABC’s Dancing with the Stars came knocking, which might not have been his speed, but actually could have worked -- as he possesses a Mars in Pisces, which astrologically denotes an ability to shake his groove thing. But most likely, due to the fact he’s an Aries (sign of the leader), he declined because his ex, Kate Gosselin, did the show first. However, if Jon doesn’t humble himself and take a chance before June 7, while career aspects are on his side, he might lose out altogether.