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Why You're Hot:
You're an artist and all artists are hot. That's why they get so much more tail than regular folks. The allure of creative people knows no bounds.

Be More Luscious:
Remember that creativity can improve even the most ordinary aspects of life. Just because you don't paint or sing doesn't mean you're not an artist. If you start to lose your artistic touch, indulge your creative sensibility in a simple act like cooking or folding clothes.

Get Lucky:
Make your time spent in self-expression sacred and let nothing, especially not a needy guy -- infringe upon it.