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Sexy New Year's Resolutions

by D. Light December 30, 2008 05:46 AM EST
Oh, such a wide variety of resolutions can be made on the subject, don't you agree? Many should resolve to have more sex. Some should resolve to have less sex. Then there are those who should resolve to have sex with someone other than self. But let's take the 'shoulds' out, shouldn't we?Just ideas here. Fantasies really. Come on, I know you have some too. What is it that you want to see from the Aries in your life or the Cancer? What would be fun to improve upon, witness or do in the name of creating a spicy memory in the new year?

Aries
Make out like teenagers. Don't go all the way. Kiss and kiss and kiss. Build the tension.

Taurus
Get more bendy. Flexibility is sexy. Stretch the bod in new and exciting ways.

Gemini
Change up your lovemaking routine. Get a pair of sexy dice to roll. Defy habit with a vengeance.

Cancer
Date and flirt for as long as possible before jumping in the sack. Even couple's that have been together forever deserve a first rate seduction. Plan it out.

Leo
Send love notes, sexy emails, sweaty psychic messages and generally tantalizing correspondence. Make communicating with you an erotic thrill.

Virgo
Learn more about your lover. Be insatiably curious about the sexy life and times of your partner. There is always more to discover.

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Libra
Open your mind to possibilities that might have seemed too outrageous to you before. You don't have to act on the ideas, just wonder about them a little more.

Scorpio
Infuse your relationships with honesty, vitality, spontaneity and spirituality. These qualities inspire greater levels of intimacy.

Sagittarius
Unclutter and uncomplicate your love life. Get rid of the personal dynamic, belief or habit that stands between you and a blissful union.

Capricorn
Celebrate the big and small events and make a hoopla out of both. Enthusiasm is the nectar of the gods, and also happens to be an aphrodisiac.

Aquarius
Hang in there with someone you love through the rough patches. Be loyal. The pay off is glorious make-up sex, not to mention true friendship.

Pisces
Share more of yourself, your things, your friends, your experiences, your life. Share everything. But do it really, really slowly. You are a mystery that should take years and lifetimes to discover.

Here's to a sexy 2010, y'all!
 
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