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Western Astrology

"So, an Aries Moon walks into a yoga class "

by Chani Nicholas October 04, 2013 05:46 PM EST
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A thousand people can do the same activity but everyone will be there for different reasons and a completely different intention. Our Moon sign tells us a little or a lot about how we get our emotional needs met, in any situation. Here's a fun little list of one-liners to demonstrate what we mean. Enjoy!

An Aries Moon walks into a yoga class to win.

A Taurus Moon walks into a yoga class with a snack.

A Gemini Moon walks into a yoga class to have as many conversations as possible before the teacher manages to shut them up -- but the entire time they're cracking jokes to their BFF beside them.

A Cancer Moon walks into a yoga class looking for a safe spot, something a little more hidden just in case it gets emotional and needs to curl up in Child's Pose and have a good cry.

A Leo Moon Makes a beeline for the front of the room in its cutest yoga gear, and everyone thinks that they're the teacher.


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A Virgo Moon walks into a yoga class and searches for a spot far away from the sweat and stench of everyone else -- preferably by an open window or the nearest exit.

A Libra Moon walks into a yoga class perfectly done up, but looking like they made little-to-no-effort, and they immediately make three new friends.

A Scorpio Moon walks into a yoga class and can tell how insecure you are within 2.5 seconds.

A Sagittarius Moon walks into a yoga class and it's half full.

A Capricorn Moon walks into a yoga class to take care of business.

An Aquarius Moon walks into a yoga class and knows more than the teacher.

A Pisces Moon doesn't have to walk into a yoga class.
 
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