Taurus Moon-Sex

There's a traditional toast for newlyweds made to the groom that goes:

"I wish you the duration of a dog, the frequency of a sparrow, the strength of a bull."

I'm no zoologist, so I'm not even sure I understand that whole thing, but I really get the part about the bull. I mean, 'strong like bull...' everybody gets that right? Well they certainly do under the Taurus Moon.

Ask any doctor, honeymoon-itis isn't just for honeymooners. And the Taurus Moon is a time to use precautionary measures against the ailment, (drink lots of water and take trips to the bathroom whether you have to go or not) as this Moon's influence on amore is to make quantity seem extremely appealing.

In a word, the sexually inclined are insatiable.

That's not to say the quality of lovemaking will be diminished. Not a bit. Sex under the Taurus Moon is like a wonderful meal at a fine steakhouse. Whopping portions of delicious.

Taurus Moon-Sex Position: Sideways

Taurus Moon-Sex Song: "You Shook Me All Night Long" -- AC/DC

Taurus Moon-Sex Location: Locked bedroom

Astrologically yours,

Holiday
PS: Do you have an Taurus Moon insights to share? Bring 'em on!