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Teresa Guidice as a Cellmate



by Kiki T. March 11, 2014 02:01 AM EST
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Just when we thought being punched, called out and facing bankruptcy rumors were the height of Housewife drama, there goes Teresa Guidice topping it with federal charges of tax evasion with her man, Juicy Joe. Experts say Teresa will be spared prison, but if she isn't -- what will she be like as a cellmate?

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Teresa is a Taurus and although she is a workaholic, in prison she'd likely take on the other side of Taurus: complacency. In dire stress, that would include loud snoring too. Obviously, jail is not an environment this uptown-girl-of-New-Jersey would be use to. As with all things Taurus, she'd have to adjust slowly and find her comfort zone. Likely she'd be amenable to those who could protect her and she would rise through the ranks. She does have domestic and nurturing skills that could get her ahead. Of course, her hot-headedness could get her in to trouble, but Taurus girls can hold their own and stay tough in the worst situations, just to prove their point. If anything will keep this girl safe in prison, it would be her ability to endure despite her enemies. Then again, fronting is what got her in this mess in the first place!
 
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