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Timing -- It's Not Just for Comedians



by D. Light October 20, 2008 04:14 PM EST
My friend D. is peeved at her husband who has a habit of waking her up in the night with what he calls 'a present, as in, 'I gotta present for you ...' Snuggle, snuggle -- oh my!
And her poor husband is expecting her to be overjoyed by the gift and just can't figure out why it makes D. so mad. See, D. has two young children and by the time she hits the sack, she's exhausted. Not to mention the fact that she' a Cancer. Never wake up a Cancer and expect them not to be grumpy. You could be waking them up to say that theirs was the winning lottery ticket and they're still likely to growl and hit you with a pillow. And once a Cancer woman falls asleep, she wants snores, not sex.
D.'s husband will get some just as soon as he improves his timing. 
By the way, what's your favorite time for amore? I've found the following to be true, what do you think?
ARIES: First thing in the morning.
TAURUS: Two in the morning or two in the afternoon.
GEMINI: When it's unexpected.
CANCER: When you first see the Moon in the sky.

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LEO: Before dinner, so there are no worries about a belly bulge.
VIRGO: After the workday, when chores and all business are finished.
LIBRA: When the other person is obviously frisky.
SCORPIO: Lunchtime.
SAGITTARIUS: When the seatbelt sign below the overhead compartment has turned off.
CAPRICORN: Ten in the evening.
AQUARIUS: After the party -- or during it,
PISCES: Whilst being spiritually awakened.
 
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