Do you and your sweetie have an ugly Christmas sweater party to head to?? Not all holiday parties are glitz and glam this year, zodiac lovers. A fun and creative way to celebrate the spirit of Christmas is to compete with friends over the worst holiday sweater. What sweater would be best for your sign??
Since Aries rules the color red, Rams should grab a cherry-colored pullover with Santa's head (Aries ruling part). The more multi-dimensional, the better. Santa's beard should be made of faux fur or string for full effect.
If anyone is a homebody, it's Taurus and Cancer. A gingerbread house on a green sweater-vest would be the bull's and crab's best fit. Don't forget to wear a green or red turtleneck underneath.
A sweater that plays music would be ideal for Gemini and Pisces music lovers. If you can't find one, make your own with a small stuffed musical playing toy. Just sew it right on to the front of your sweatshirt and your guaranteed to have people press your button all night!
Signs that like to receive extra attention are Leo and Libra. Since you'll soak-up being in the spotlight, grab an ugly sweater that lights up. Whether it's a Christmas tree with lights or Rudolph the red nose reindeer, make sure you're glowing somehow.
If anyone can pull off white all night, it's your controlling clean-freaks, Virgo and Capricorn. An all white cardigan with light-colored snowflakes and Christmas trees would be suitable for the earth signs.
With Venus in Scorpio's sign, Scorpio will still want to pull off some-what of a sexy look. A horrible reindeer vest with a white-furry trimmed bra underneath, could do the trick. Don't forget your jingle-bell earrings and leather boots trimmed with silver garland around the top.
Signs that would want to make a broader statement this Christmas would definitely be Sagittarius and Aquarius. Check out the Obama-Santa-hat shirts on ebay, or, make one with your own message by buying t-shirt screens that you can print and iron on. Think out of the box! "Eat gingerbread men, not reindeer' could be one for Aqua who's all about a good cause.
Marjorie Orr has an M.A. (Hons) in English Literature and Philosophy from Glasgow University, and was a current affairs journalist, award-winning BBC TV documentary producer and then a psychotherapist. She has a worldwide following for her astrology... read more