Virgomoon sex
Western Astrology

Virgo Moon-Sex



by D. Light December 10, 2008 07:51 AM EST
Virgo Moon-Sex
When I was in high school I found myself very attracted to a number of shy, unassuming boys. My mamma used to say, 'Watch out for the quiet ones,' and of course she was right. They weren't so timid once their confidence was fluffed up a bit.

Similarly you gotta watch out for prudish type people. They're usually the ones with the nerviest, dirty ideas. Think: kitten loving, judgment spewing Angela Martin of the television series 'The Office' -- quite the little tramp, engaged to poor Andy and boinking Dwight Schrute in the nearest storage closet available.

The reason I bring it up is that it all reminds me of the Virgo Moon. You just can't trust the moon when she's dressed in her virgin clothes. There's always something seductive underneath the ruse. She's like a nun in fishnet stockings. And she can influences you to do the most surprisingly naughty things. 

Things that could happen under the Virgo Moon:


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--You develop a crush on your preacher, teacher, sister's boyfriend or other inappropriate partner.
--Wearing a buttoned up business suit you get turned on by your own silk panties.
You steal a kiss from a complete stranger you'll never see again.
You become a ruthless tease.When I was in high school I found myself very attracted to a number of shy, unassuming boys. My mamma used to say, 'Watch out for the quiet ones,' and of course she was right. They weren't so timid once their confidence was fluffed up a bit.

Similarly you gotta watch out for prudish type people. They're usually the ones with the nerviest, dirty ideas. Think: kitten loving, judgment spewing Angela Martin of the television series 'The Office' -- quite the little tramp, engaged to poor Andy and boinking Dwight Schrute in the nearest storage closet available.

The reason I bring it up is that it all reminds me of the Virgo Moon. You just can't trust the moon when she's dressed in her virgin clothes. There's always something seductive underneath the ruse. She's like a nun in fishnet stockings. And she can influences you to do the most surprisingly naughty things. 
 
 
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