What's in Store for Celebs -- and You! -- this Valentine's Day?

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Valentine's Day is almost here, and weird astral influences are in the air. In other words, expect this V-Day to be hit or miss when it comes to love. With Jupiter just entering Aries, surprises are in store. However, Saturn, the planet of harshness, is going retrograde in Libra, the sign of partnership -- which throws a major wrench in the romantic works. In addition, Chiron, the wounded healer, is in oversensitive and romantic Pisces, making for a weird stew of confusion, spontaneity and passion. So what will Valentine's Day look like for each sign? Here's a thematic rundown …

Aries: Unexpected and fun
Star examples: Reese Witherspoon, Elton John, Lady Gaga

Taurus: Quiet and simple
Star examples: David Beckham, Penelope Cruz, George Clooney

Gemini: Spontaneous and sexual
Star examples: Johnny Depp, Naomi Campbell, Donald Trump

Cancer: Expressive and peaceful
Star examples: Prince William, Tom Cruise, Sandra Oh

Leo: Bonding and traditional
Star examples: Madonna, Taylor Momsen, Sean Penn

Virgo: Flirty, yet dramatic
Star examples: Pink, Richard Gere, Ryan Phillipe

Libra: With delays, but sweet
Star examples: Kate Winslet, Gwen Stefani, Simon Cowell

Scorpio: Special, but bizarre
Star examples: Leonardo DiCaprio, Anne Hathaway, Owen Wilson
Sagittarius: Quirky and expensive Star examples: Snooki, Britney Spears, Jay-Z

Capricorn: Romantic and self-assuring Star examples: Kate Middleton, Kate Moss, Jude Law

Aquarius: Sexy and creative
Star examples: Jennifer Aniston, Paris Hilton, Ashton Kutcher

Pisces: Social and nostalgic
Star examples: Drew Barrymore, Jon Bon Jovi, Kurt Russell