Daily Horoscope

aries

You were really looking forward to getting out on the dating scene and sampling all the flavors of...

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taurus

A bus ride across town will reawaken your love of freak shows. Lucky for you, you won't even have...

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gemini

You suffer from delusions of adequacy. You may do a fine job of convincing yourself you have...

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cancer

A very strong cup of coffee will send your life spinning and jangling off in the wrong direction...

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leo

Once again, you'll find yourself waiting on the person you're always waiting on. One would think...

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virgo

In an attempt to be edgy, you'll cut and dye your own hair. And everyone you meet today will assume...

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libra

You're way overdue for a change. All day you'll have an eerie feeling you've been here before. This...

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scorpio

For years now you've been resisting the natural impulse to grow the hell up. But today, when you...

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sagittarius

You're overcome with a desire the help others, but it isn't out of the goodness of your own heart....

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capricorn

In a last-ditch effort to become a more honorable person, you'll decide to tell the truth for once...

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aquarius

Some people see the glass as half full; others see it as half empty. You, however, don't care,...

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pisces

Make a commitment to learn how to do something -- perhaps your job. What a concept! After you've...

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