Daily AstroSlam: gemini

April 19, 2015
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Life feeds you many cold meals because you're a loser. You haven't figured out how to do even the most basic tasks. And that's fine. Go ahead and sit in your sad, little world while everyone else moves forward. You're pathetic, you know that?

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