Daily AstroSlam: gemini

March 26, 2015
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Bust out of that shell, you hermit crab. It's preventing you from experiencing anything real, you know, like pain. Ah, yes. You hate pain -- mental and physical. That's why you spend most of your time in a drunken stupor. It's all making sense now.

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