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Daily AstroSlam: virgo

September 1, 2015
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Bite your tongue before you undoubtedly say something critical and offensive today. It's likely that your licker will be bloody by day's end, but it's better than the bloody lip and busted jaw you'd get from someone punching your face in because of your nasty comments. That would shut you up!

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