You're so close-minded that nothing good will come out of it. The only thing that should stay closed is a clam shell (well, until it's cooked). Why, you ask? Because when the shell is open, that means it's dead. Oh, and your legs should stay closed too. Moral of the 'scope: Have an open mind so you don't croak or have an unwanted pregnancy.
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