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Daily FoodScope: capricorn

March 26, 2015
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You'll have to act as the Food Police if you want your family to eat healthier. So round up the usual suspects and ship them off to Sing Sing. Lock up cookies, brownies, potato chips and ice cream and throw away the key. Do a second sweep to make sure no one got away. Butter? We don't need no stinkin' butter!

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