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Daily FoodScope: scorpio

March 31, 2015
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You'll need to approach this day with a broad sense of humor. Find the funny even in the things that go wrong, and you'll save yourself years of expensive therapy. So let loose with peals of maniacal laughter when you're delivered the hot roast beef sandwich rather than the turkey you ordered. Consider it par for the course and savor the irony of it all.

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