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Daily AstroSlam: aries

April 19, 2015
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Stop slacking! Get to work and you may see some satisfactory results. Then again, you've never had a satisfactory result to speak of -- who are you kidding? Your efforts will ultimately prove futile and you'll end up where you started: in loser land.

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