Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
There's nothing that ruins perfectly good food quite like cooking it. You'll have to sit back and watch some quality meat made sub-par by your humans. The only good thing to come of it is the way the doghouse is left smelling.
Taurus
You're too intuitive to be fooled. Your humans can't sneak out the front, back or side doors without your knowledge. It doesn't even take the jingling of the keys to wake you from a deep sleep. It's more a tingling on the back of your neck that alerts you.
Gemini
You're filled with puppy-like bravado. You're not clear exactly how you're going to do it, but you're sure you can conquer the dog park and enjoy doing it. With that attitude you may not make it to alpha, but you're bound to move up a rung or two.
Cancer
No one else is going to stand up for you if you don't stand up for yourself. You don't want to be considered the underdog forever, do you? Turning over a new leaf and starting fresh with the pack is not as hard as you think. It doesn't even involve a dogfight.
Leo
You're sensitive to the moods of the other dogs around you. Being as intuitive as you are today is actually hard work. It can be exhausting knowing just how close you are to a dogfight, even when all on the surface seems smooth and calm.
Virgo
A new dog isn't the usual challenge to your place on the totem pole. In fact, they'll energize you like nothing else has in a long while. Be open and accepting, and you may just end up with a new best friend.
Libra
It's a day of friends and family. All else can wait. Even your chew toys hold no appeal, unless they're in the company of your humans. You can appreciate those smaller things another day.
Scorpio
You have too much ambition and drive to let a simple setback stop you. Begging is your life's love, your career and your forte. Whether or not you get the object of your desire is almost beside the point. Enjoy the exercise.
Sagittarius
Another dog has the ideal life, but only from outside the doghouse looking in. If you knew them better, you'd know they eat out of a bowl on the floor every evening and sleep in a basket at night, just like you do. Don't waste time thinking they have something that you don't.
Capricorn
You'll be shunned, run from in fear or bowled over with love. But whatever reaction you get at the dog park, it's not you who's going overboard, it's them. Other dogs benefit from your mild-mannered response.
Aquarius
Thinking about how scary a dog can be is one thing and feeling it with your gut is another. Are you being too intellectual about the park bully? If you spend time on how your body responds instead of your brain, you'll recognize their inner cream puff.
Pisces
You spend enough time dreaming of time with your humans. You want the real thing. Just how you'll perform that small miracle is up to you, but you won't settle for anything less than quality time.
