Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
You're good. Too good. You can charm your way out of a paper bag, but why bother when you can charm the goods out of the paper bag instead? You'll get any and all treats you beg for today, so aim high.
Taurus
When your owners laces up their shoes, you make yourself scarce. Their fitness routine is their business, as far as you're concerned. You're too busy relaxing to help them get in shape. Besides, you get all the exercise you need at the dog park.
Gemini
Being focused on your human is a good quality in a dog, but you don't have to pay attention to them twenty four seven. Let yourself off your mental leash long enough to have fun with other dogs today. You deserve it.
Cancer
You and your human are no longer owner and pet. It's more of a partnership. You never could have imagined the ease with which you work together, but now that it's here, you sure know how to appreciate it.
Leo
It's not a date that will live in infamy. It's not even one worth remembering. It's a day much like any other, which is just the kind of day you enjoy. A walk, a stick, a bowl of chow, and your favorite human -- what more could any dog want?
Virgo
Check your impulses at the doghouse door. Grabbing things that don't belong to you may come naturally, but so do the consequences. Ask yourself if it's really worth the dogfight that will follow.
Libra
It's hard to balance your many loves. The dog park, your humans, your bones -- if only you could be more than one dog at one time. Sadly, you have to decide how to divvy up your energy. Even you have your limits.
Scorpio
Why dig your heels in? It will only ruin a perfectly good outing. Not going on the route of your choosing shouldn't be such a bitter pill to swallow. Just give in to your owners this time.
Sagittarius
It may look easy to pick up the keys and walk out the door, but it's a lot harder than it seems. Your owners are sparing you their inner turmoil. Rest assured you'd be along for the ride if they could take you.
Capricorn
What does it take to get a second helping around here? You're tempted to just stop trying altogether, but that would be foolish. You may not end up with two biscuits, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't go for just one.
Aquarius
The cultural shift from one dog park to another is dizzying. You may even wonder if you've been transported to another planet. But the basic rules are the same, no matter how they're masked. You know just how to act.
Pisces
No one owes you anything as much as you feel they do. Whatever love you give, you give for free. The moment you stop expecting it as pay back is the moment you'll get more than your heart's desire in return.
