Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Can't you put a little effort into getting a biscuit? Being a good dog isn't exactly your tireless aspiration. Your owner isn't being insensitive when they ignore you're begging, they're being frank.
Taurus
All that glitters is not gold. The real jackpot is the wallet itself. Don't chew it, though. The payback is a bear.
Gemini
What does dogma have to do with you? Absolutely nothing. Don't let others misconstrue your barking. Your opinions are based on solid fact.
Cancer
You usually have plenty of energy, but for once you're worn out. If you can't even raise a paw off the ground, stay in the comfort of the doghouse.
Leo
Why does your owner have the power to magnify even the smallest emotions? A simple pat on the back means the world to you. You'll get that and mountains more today.
Virgo
It sounds strange, but the path to the biscuits is within. How is that possible? Your owner controls the biscuits, and you control yourself. Act good, and voila, biscuits.
Libra
Thinking ahead is not your forte. An idea is launched and in flight, and the landing looms. Once you're out the door, though, don't look back.
Scorpio
Someone really knows how to whip the group into a frenzy. Don't hold back. Let yourself be led along for a romping good time.
Sagittarius
No day is ever alike. Exploring is a lot of fun, because you never know what you'll flush out of the bushes. Expect the unexpected today.
Capricorn
It feels as if you'll never get it, but you will if you keep trying, or if your owner continues to make you, whichever the case may be. You'll soon be the proverbial and literal Good Dog.
Aquarius
What you lack in organizing dogs, you make up for with enthusiasm. Jump right in and don't worry about the consequences at the dog park.
Pisces
Begging is almost a religious practice with you. Your true spiritual calling should be paying attention. That's the only way you'll hear true praise.
