Your Daily DogScope for August 01, 2023

August 1, 2023



Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

The day is yawning before you. It's practically begging for you to come up with something spontaneous and fun. Think of your owner as a role model, and toss the day a treat.

Taurus

If you have to go out three times a day, you might as well make a game of it. Rush out and claim every patch of grass as your own. Be a quick as you can to make it all yours, in your own special way.

Gemini

You can hope for a walk, you can wish for a walk, or you can communicate with your owner. Don't give up until you get your message across and your leash is on.

Cancer

It's not easy being a guard dog. You're always a bit leery, that goes with the territory, but today you're more than apprehensive. Your suspicions are right on the money, so don't hesitate to bark.

Leo

You can't enjoy meeting every new human, but you can try to put a good face on it. The very least you should do is avoid barking, no matter how bad your first impressions are.

Virgo

Even a good-natured dog like you has off days. You're having the problem with your packmates. To help make it through the day, remind yourself of how rare it is that you feel like the underdog.

Libra

The bad vibes you're getting from other dogs could be all in your head, at least at first. Make sure you're not projecting before you get your fur up. Once you get started, expect the same back and then some.

Scorpio

There is not a chew toy or patch of grass worthy of your protection. Any dogfights you get into today will be uglier than they're worth, so avoid them at all costs.

Sagittarius

You'll see a side of your humans you've never seen before. Who knew your owners could be so childlike? Don't wonder where it comes from. Just let the games begin.

Capricorn

You don't have time for your packmates today. You're too busy worrying about your human family. They're always your biggest responsibility, and today you get to guard their safety. Enjoy.

Aquarius

There is security in routine, but today you'll enjoy an informal kind of day. From the schedule to the route you walk, you and your owners should play things by ear.

Pisces

Why your owner adores a certain human is bewildering to you. Can't they see through them like you can? Some charlatans are more effective than others. It's up to you to lift the veil from your owner's eyes.