Your Daily DogScope for August 03, 2023

August 3, 2023



Life is ruff when youโ€™re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

You've tried everything. Being charming, rolling over, being forceful -- with tact, of course. Nothing seems to be getting you the biscuits. It's time to review your earning ability and come up with some new tricks.

Taurus

Sitting around and enjoying it is a luxury you can't often afford. But you've burned through some intense energy and that's left you feeling good. Enjoy doing not much of anything.

Gemini

You may not be human but you are all too familiar with your owner's limitations. They are long on talk and short on knowledge. That's why it's so important for you to be in guard mode. Get your fur up or even growl on occasion.

Cancer

Your family is home for the day but you are restless. It won't be hard to make your feelings obvious. At least one among them is receptive to your idea, so beg for a long walk, the longer the better.

Leo

There is a circle drawn around some humans and you're not allowed inside it. Some have larger ones, some smaller. You usually feel the outer edges before it's too late, but be extra cautious today.

Virgo

You love your owner, no questions asked. But if you have a deep, soul-searching type, then it can be a bit tedious waiting for their head to clear. Drag them out when you're ready, not when they are.

Libra

Whatever you do, don't take the bait. Another dog will challenge you in the most annoying of ways. Stay calm. If you have to, fake a sense of ease.

Scorpio

Ambushes are usually fine with you. They're all part of the excitement of the dog park. But be careful today because tempers will flare. If you don't want a real contest on your paws, avoid other dogs altogether.

Sagittarius

It might seem mundane compared to protecting the castle, but your chew toys are sadly neglected. Spending time doing something fun will help you be a better guard dog.

Capricorn

Fidelity comes naturally to you, so you really can't take any credit for it. But heeling and staying -- that's a different story. For that kind of reliability, don't settle for anything less than a biscuit.

Aquarius

There are a few changes taking place around the doghouse. You'll either have an old relative moving in or moving out. They may have their peculiar ways, but you'll discover if you haven't already that they're quite good company.

Pisces

It seems like ages since your human made a good dinner and it will be quite a while until they do. Whether they're experimenting with a new cuisine or going vegetarian, you can't be bothered to beg.