Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Why make the begging go on forever? You can keep things short and sweet as long as you are crystal clear. Remember the goal and tell yourself, 'I am the biscuit.'
Taurus
You implied you would be a good dog, but you never signed anything to that effect. And even if you did, you know just how to shred the evidence. Let yourself be free.
Gemini
Flirting with a walk just won't do the trick. You need the real thing and nothing else will do. Let your owner know that once they pick up the leash or jiggle the keys, the rest is a forgone conclusion.
Cancer
For once it's not a wild walk you're begging for. But your human is so used to that request that that may be all you'll get. If you really want something else, make sure your message isn't misinterpreted.
Leo
Nothing is more satisfying than being part of a pack. Even if it's just napping, you much prefer to stay in a group. That's just what makes these long workdays alone so tedious. Know you'll be among friends later.
Virgo
It's hard to be careful communicating when you have only one means at your disposal. But actually, you can get your message across in many more ways than one. Consider barking only your first option.
Libra
You're dual natured today. You want to experience new things, but you're too snug in your doghouse to venture out. Or perhaps you want to love strangers but can't help but bark at them. Whatever the symptoms, the cure is the same. Stay in your basket.
Scorpio
The temptation to bolt is always there when the door is open even a crack. And when it's not, sadly, it's not out of sight out of mind, either. Instead of imagining a wild run, enjoy being on the inside.
Sagittarius
You'd love nothing more than to keep busy but that's out of your paws. There's not a lot going on in the doghouse. You'll just have to come up with things to do on your own.
Capricorn
Why talk it to death? Cutting to the chase is literally the best approach. If your human doesn't take the hint, then rush out of the chute alone.
Aquarius
Not every day can be a sizzling affair. In fact, five out of seven are the exact opposite. But with some creativity, you can make the day go by and actually have a good time doing it.
Pisces
You don't have to think too hard about what you choose to do today, because your options are a bit limited. But from your small selection, you can anticipate a happy homecoming by your owner or an angry one. Pick carefully.
