Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
You have so much energy it would be downright impossible to suppress it, even if you wanted to. But until you get a chance to burn it all off, watch out for instantaneous combustion. Be calm.
Taurus
Some owners want to keep dogs apart at all costs. Yours knows that play can sometimes look like a power struggle. Count your lucky stars and dive in.
Gemini
Your owners have seen the light! You finally get your ideas put into action. Namely, going for regular walks, and long ones. Their motivations may have nothing to do with you, but give yourself a pat on the back for all of your debating.
Cancer
Some of the things you think you deserve are par for the course, but others are pretty outrageous. Remind yourself before you scoff at the floor that not every dog has his own basket.
Leo
All glory goes to the one with the biggest heart. It's a toss up at this point between you and your human. Go all out in the love department today, and you still may not win paws down. But enjoy it either way.
Virgo
You've been known to be a pretty flexible dog, but you have to draw the line somewhere. You draw it at being the underdog. Let another pooch be runner up. You stick with being the favorite.
Libra
Being with people can be a lot of fun, as long as you can stay active. The drawback today isn't keeping busy, it's letting someone else be the pack leader. A new human is your alpha for the day.
Scorpio
You know just how to enjoy date night and it doesn't involve a doggy bag. Don't bother begging for scraps. Wait until the humans are otherwise involved, then do some scavenging.
Sagittarius
It's hard to get through to your human when they have that distant look in their eyes. Whether they're thinking about future happiness or good luck, that little smile tells you they're far away. Don't waste your time trying.
Capricorn
You're not the only one who's been counting down the days to Saturday. You want your owner all to yourself but other humans feel as deserving as you, if not more so. You'll just have to share.
Aquarius
Fixed ideas will only leave you shocked. Nothing in your pack is etched in stone, not even the name of the alpha. Constant power struggles mean plenty of sudden changes, so be ready for one.
Pisces
If you're used to plenty of table scraps, then you'll be suffering through your owner's diet. Don't bother salivating over memories of meals past. Try to keep your mind from wandering.
