Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
It's crystal clear what the problem is, to everyone but your owner. Lack of exercise may make them sluggish but it's making you jump off the walls. Pointing out the obvious doesn't help. You'll have to drag them out the door.
Taurus
Why go solo? You don't have to spend a single minute alone today. If the doghouse isn't crowded enough for you, you'll have every opportunity to hit the dog park. Mix it up.
Gemini
Either things are too blurry or you're barking at a solid door. Whatever the reason, you have no idea why you're so vocal. No, it's not a dream; it's just your guard dog instincts kicking in. Good dog.
Cancer
Why cover the same route over and over? Exploring unknown territory is nothing if not satisfying. It doesn't have to be just geographic, either, so broaden your horizons in all directions.
Leo
Why shouldn't you fly off the handle? Isn't that what door bells were made for? Apparently not. You'll bark one too many times for your own good. Don't be surprised when you land in the doghouse.
Virgo
Your humans are letting all the details get in the way of a simple outing. Is it a delaying tactic or are they really that confused? Either way, when you're tired of waiting, take matters into your own paws.
Libra
It's one interruption after another, and not the good kind. These are the kind you can't even bark at. All they do is get in the way of your daily routine. But that will just make it all the more precious to you tomorrow.
Scorpio
You and your owner are crossing each other's boundaries. Either that or you're just plain annoying each other. They want to be with humans when you want to play or vice versa. For whatever reason, getting along just takes more creativity than usual.
Sagittarius
You're the one who's not excited about starting the day for a change. In fact, your human will have to coax you out of your basket. If you want to avoid a trip to the vet, then shake a leg.
Capricorn
You're used to being made much of by your owners, but today you're impressing others, too. You'll hear more 'good dogs' than you can shake a stick at, without even rolling over.
Aquarius
Uh-oh, you're approaching the very limit of acceptable dog behavior. If you've always thought you could do no wrong, think again. It's time to re-evaluate our ideals.
Pisces
It doesn't take much to make you feel like royalty. A pat on the back, some time on the couch or a few table scraps are all it takes. You'll get them and more, so polish up your imaginary crown.
