Your Daily DogScope for December 11, 2023

December 11, 2023



Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

You have visions, but not of the future. Whatever crosses your inner crosshairs has nothing to do with reality. But kicking in your basket is still a perfectly wonderful way to spend the day. Enjoy.

Taurus

Power struggles are nothing new. In fact, it's nothing outrageous in your book. But another dog takes things up a notch. Can you just walk away, and should you? This is your issue for the day.

Gemini

Trying hard to think is like being lost in a foreign land. But you have an intellectual bone you're gnawing on and you won't stop until you're done. Keep thinking until you have your Eureka! moment.

Cancer

You and your human balance each other out, even when you do a little role reversal. You're the aloof one for a change, while your human flies off the handle. Know when to drag them away.

Leo

Egos clash, ruining your outings, but only if you let them. Keep yours tucked safely away in your human's breast pocket, because kowtowing to other dogs isn't a good enough solution today.

Virgo

Your whole way of doing things is different, or is it just your take on it? Examine everything from kibbles to walking routes before you decide. And then you may find it's all irrelevant anyway.

Libra

Even a creature of habit needs to try something new every now and then. Put some creativity into the same old, same old. You may find that all it takes is a new attitude to make your life shine again.

Scorpio

You play group therapist today. When your owners argue, your first response is to chime right in. That might be all your humans need to see how laughable their unexpected outbursts actually are.

Sagittarius

Exploration doesn't only have to cover terrain. You can branch out to meeting new dogs, too. And if you take things one logical step further, you'll be meeting new humans in no time.

Capricorn

You're as ambitious as the next dog. The next human, too, for that matter. The trick is getting your ambitions and those of your owners lined up just right. Make that your first task of the day.

Aquarius

Something's got to change around the doghouse. You can't be expected to come up with ways to use your high energy all by yourself day after day. Rope your human into the solution.

Pisces

A biscuit, a walk, a pat behind the ear -- no, a belly rub, a steak, a nap on the couch. With so many options jumping around your head, it's hard to concentrate on just one. Toss them all aside and choose exercise instead.