Your Daily DogScope for December 28, 2023

December 28, 2023



Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

You know how to charm to get your way but your owner doesn't. So if that's their only game plan, it's up to you to step in. Not to close the deal for them but get the ball rolling.

Taurus

It's the perfect day to be lazy, or the perfect day to do as much as possible, depending on which side of the couch you're on. If you're on the cushioned side, you understand just how your owner feels. If not, don't let them get comfortable.

Gemini

Watching your owner take part in intellectual pursuits may not be some dogs' idea of fun, but it suits you just fine. Sitting around with your owner beats sitting around without your owner any day of the week.

Cancer

There are small issues around the doghouse but nothing you and your owner can't handle. It's not like your doghouse bliss is at risk. When things aren't going smoothly, simply wait it out in your basket.

Leo

The promise of fun is in the air, but you need the real thing. Don't wait for your human to do all the leg work. You can have a good time without any help from them once you find the exit.

Virgo

It sometimes feels like you and your owner are polar opposites. While they hesitate on the fence, you like to make a big splash. But today it's a case of role reversal. You'll be glad your owner made you dive in.

Libra

You're getting attention from others right, left and center. You must be a thing of beauty. Either that or everyone admires your high energy. Whatever the reason, enjoy it while it lasts.

Scorpio

Don't bother tugging on the leash. Just giving in to your owner is the easiest way to take your walk, and ultimately the best way to enjoy it. You can dictate the route another day.

Sagittarius

Just where do you fit in with your packmates, on two legs and four? You'll get a gestalt and it's a pretty picture. If you never knew before how loved you are by friends and family, you'll understand it today.

Capricorn

You're putting everything you have into being a good dog, and yet you're not getting any extra biscuits. But that doesn't mean you should go back to being average. Your raise will arrive tomorrow.

Aquarius

Befriend everyone you meet today, be they human or animal. Even the most aloof you run across can't be immune to your eagerness to connect.

Pisces

Your owner's mind is on debts and money while yours is simply on the tennis ball. Your way of thinking is the healthier of the two. Make them snap out of it the obvious way.