Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
You are a dog of independent thought and action today. Why must I sit? Why must I stay? So many questions, grasshopper. Things would be easier if you learned to submit.
Taurus
You have your own form of currency. All that glitters is not gold, but you want it anyway. You know just what to do. If begging doesn't work, then charming must.
Gemini
You and your packmates connect on a deep level. That's why you'll have such extreme good times together. Whether you're a running mob at the dog park or sashaying down an alley, you act with one mind.
Cancer
Is it time to do something for yourself? You're torn. On the one hand, the trash smells great. On the other, you know you don't have your owner's blessing. That's a hard one.
Leo
You're always enthusiastic when it comes to going out, but it's not just about fun. It's vital! You need fresh air and exercise as much as you need food. Now train your human to feel that way.
Virgo
You don't have to force yourself to go for a walk. If anything, you always rush ahead of your owner. You can't summon that kind of energy or enthusiasm today for some reason, but it will soon return. Very soon.
Libra
Sometimes it's for fun, and sometimes not. You and your owner will have a business-like outing. You are all about business, and your human is all about cleaning up behind you. In fact, they're scrupulous.
Scorpio
You know how it is at the dog park. One dog barks, and the next thing you know, the whole pack is chiming in. You'll give a stellar performance in the doggy opera.
Sagittarius
The unexpected has happened: You've joined a pack. Observe all the benefits: friendship, happiness, goodwill. Not to mention protection. You'll wonder why you ever held back.
Capricorn
You'd hope that other dogs would recognize your chew toy as your own, but that's idealistic thinking. One look over your shoulder, and they're on it with unconscious speed. You'd do the same if the rawhide were on the other heel.
Aquarius
Don't be so exclusive. New members should always be welcome. Your pack can only benefit. True, the safety in numbers rule no longer applies, but think of the exponential fun.
Pisces
You're not a one-eyed, three-legged dog, but they don't call you Lucky for nothing. Who else could get into the trash, bark without thinking and defy your human, and still sleep on the master's bed?
