Your Daily DogScope for July 03, 2023

July 3, 2023



Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

You have every expectation of normal walks, but your humans seem to have a different view of the day. Watch for signs of frustration on your part. At the first hint of it, interrupt their dreams.

Taurus

You don't want to go solo, but you will if given no other choice. Your owners are caught up in other things today, even if those other things simply involve sleeping on the couch. Be prepared to go it alone.

Gemini

Your humans suddenly react as if the world is too blurry to navigate. Let them off the hook today, but only today. Tomorrow, demand the regular routine, whether or not things are any clearer.

Cancer

Some people have better imaginations than others. If your human's idea of a good walk is to daydream about it, though, they've got another daydream coming. Pull them out of their reverie.

Leo

A good actor must have a creative imagination to succeed in front of an audience. Your audience is more than receptive today, so ham it up. The hungrier you look, the more treats you'll get.

Virgo

If you thought some things were written in stone, think again. It turns out that everything is mutable, even your walking schedule. That might end up working to your advantage, so don't despair while watching the clock.

Libra

There have been too many things on the go in and around the doghouse lately. If you've been wishing for calmer days, it may surprise you that they take some getting used to. Give yourself the day to readjust.

Scorpio

Just what your humans are up to is a mystery. Spending the day in pajamas is not your idea of a good time. To each his own. With a bit of creativity, you can still have a good day.

Sagittarius

Gestures, body language, outbursts -- they all add up to items missing. You may or may know what your humans are looking for, but don't betray your sense of guilt. Avoid slinking away.

Capricorn

Someone in the doghouse has to be fully aware at all times. If your humans just aren't up to the job, it falls on you to forgo your nap. You're only too glad to help, so keep one eye on your surroundings.

Aquarius

You consider the contents of the house to be joint assets: yours and your human's. Your human has other ideas. You'll have to adjust your own way of thinking about it, so you might as well put yourself first. Dig in.

Pisces

If your humans have been spending too much time with others, you finally have them all to yourself. Enjoy long walks or simply sitting curled at their feet; whatever form it takes, it's luxurious.