Your Daily DogScope for June 04, 2023

June 4, 2023



Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

Yuck. An ornate leash or collar doesn't exactly match your vision of yourself. Unfortunately, you won't get much sympathy from your humans. For that, turn to your packmates.

Taurus

Yes, weirdness is out of place at the dog park, but it's not worth getting your fur up over. Save your more judgmental, aggressive feelings for something really outrageous.

Gemini

You can change the fur but you can't change the dog. One of your friends appears radically different. Hold your tongue when you see a 'new' dog, or risk barking at a buddy.

Cancer

You'll learn something new just by walking along your regular route. How could you have missed the lesson of the aloof dog in your path? Try on their attitude for size.

Leo

Ego clashes make you feel as if you're walking the gauntlet. Why not find a different approach to the park? It could be an actual route or an attitude adjustment.

Virgo

Something feels different but you're not quite sure what. If you're a creature of habit, the slightest change can set you off. Experiment until you can put your paw on the culprit.

Libra

You just don't have a good time at the dog park. Try something new -- ignoring transgressions. The minute you decide not to hold your own is the minute other dogs stop challenging you.

Scorpio

Whether you have the urge to redecorate, or if it's simply a byproduct of a completely different urge, more than sod will fly. Prepare yourself for unexpected outbursts of the human variety.

Sagittarius

Keep an open mind when greeting strangers. Some humans just can't connect with dogs, even if you feel it's love at first sight. You'll be really impressing them if you show some restraint.

Capricorn

Your vision of the future is inching slowly outward. You can now see all the way to this evening. If that doesn't help you be a good dog during the day, nothing will.

Aquarius

Your excitement is contagious. So why isn't your human catching it? The reasons have nothing to do with you, but the solution does. Some things you just have to take into your own paws.

Pisces

Face it, getting along with every dog you meet is unrealistic. That said, do your best not to fight fire with fire today. Just focus on your human if you need a distraction.