Your Daily DogScope for March 02, 2023

March 2, 2023



Life is ruff when youโ€™re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

Tired of your dull routine? Don't count on your human to spice things up for you. There is no word for debauchery in dog language, so from tipping the trash to a bash with your friends, anything goes.

Taurus

You know just what to do when left to your own devices. There is plenty to stir you to action, and plenty to dream of when napping. Biscuits and mailmen are just the tip of the iceberg.

Gemini

Being looked at with fear is starting to hurt your feelings. Remember that no matter how misunderstood you may be by some, your family will never misread your emotions.

Cancer

If you've been whining in vain, don't despair. Communication takes a serious turn for the better. Why? Because you'll learn to give clues your owner can understand.

Leo

You're used to long walks and plenty of belly rubs, but your human is being thrifty with both. It's temporary, Leo. Reassess your strategies. There are more ways than one to get attention.

Virgo

You'll just have to be patient. Why humans spend time tidying up is a mystery to you, even if you love the results. Your blanket will be warm, clean and fluffy before another walk is through.

Libra

If you wonder why your human's head is cocked to one side, it's because they're listening to that inner voice. You know the one: don't get into the trash. Translate that into human impulses.

Scorpio

When all you see are tails, you know there's an important huddle going on. And if you can't break in, don't let the need to know the secrets drive you crazy. That would be like scratching yourself silly over a flea.

Sagittarius

Some days it's hard to act like your owner is your master. But as difficult as it is, let yourself be lead by the leash today. You may want to rush ahead but cooler heads should prevail.

Capricorn

You're on the sidelines. No, even further -- you're in the stands. Just why you can't play is incomprehensible, but you can grab the ball if you wait for an opportune moment. Then be sure to drop it at the right human's feet.

Aquarius

You don't have to be told to look beneath the surface. That's already the only place you go for information. So a certain rumbling inside will alert you to a wolf in sheep's clothing.

Pisces

Just who are you really dealing with? A relationship you take for granted will be turned on its head by the end of the day. You may see your human in a while new light.