Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Sitting on the couch all day may look lazy, but anyone who's driven will recognize it for what it is. You may be a dog, but you know that the best way to achieve your goals is to visualize them first.
Taurus
The only power struggles in your day are taking place in your mind. Your dreams have you kicking and twitching. That's just as well, because you can't be bothered getting your fur up when you actually cross paths with a dog who tries.
Gemini
You'll have plenty of time to think a thing through. Sadly, after a day on the couch, your opinion will remain the same. But that doesn't mean you shouldn't spend time going over the finer arguments regarding being on the couch in the first place.
Cancer
You may be an animal, but your best offense involves intelligence today. You can outsmart the most intellectual of the pack, in and out of the doghouse. That means opposing thumbs are of little advantage.
Leo
Your pride rears its head again, but that's nothing new. But your ability to control it is. Don't let yourself be dragged into a dogfight over something silly, like your brand of shampoo or the length of your leash.
Virgo
It's hard to tell if your regular routine has been changed or not. Even a simple trip around the block looks different. Is it really, or is the change somewhere inside you? On the other paw, enjoy the outing either way.
Libra
There's nothing more satisfying than being understood. Unless it's understanding others. You and your pack mates are like peas in a pod today. You'd hardly bother wagging your tail if it weren't so much fun.
Scorpio
You don't have a beef with your owners. It's their older relatives you have problems with. You'll have to live by their outdated rules for the day. That means no napping on the couch, and that's just for starters.
Sagittarius
It's not the trick itself that's impressive to others, it's your ability to learn it. The more you keep your mind open, the more new ideas you'll be able to comprehend. And, of course, the more biscuits you'll earn.
Capricorn
You can tell from the look in your human's eye that they're thinking about some kind of plan or another. While they're caught up drooling over the future, go drool over something they've lost sight of. Start in the kitchen, at counter height.
Aquarius
Your excitement is lost on your humans. Save it for those who will be more deeply affected by it, namely, your pack mates. Get yourself to the dog park by hook or by crook, or by sheer force of puppy energy.
Pisces
To imagine spending the entire day lost in daydreams is not unrealistic. On the other hand, neither is imagining a day of high energy. The only thing unrealistic is expecting your humans to read your mind.
