Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
It's starting to feel like you can't do anything about your problems. You might be tempted to find a new way to deal with things like dull chow or short walks, but don't change now. You'll see improvements soon with nothing more than the soulful looks you're already using.
Taurus
Your owner is understanding to a fault. That leads you to believe you can get away with anything. But everyone has their limits, even your angelic human. Don't be tempted to push things to their way, way outer limits.
Gemini
It feels like you've made a career out of waiting for your owner to arrive. You've gotten dreaming on the couch down to a science. One more day to practice, and then it's off to more meaningful pursuits.
Cancer
Your intuition is more of a handicap than a help today. You're in tune with your humans, but what good is that when they're nowhere in sight? Luckily for you, all the vibes you're receiving are good ones.
Leo
Counting on your instinct is a given. So when you feel nothing, that means don't make any decisions, one way or the other. That's the perfect excuse to lie on the couch doing nothing, not that you need one.
Virgo
If you're waiting for something new for your day, don't hold your breath. It's more of the same. But that's a good thing, because you need all the rest you can get for what's ahead. Make your time on the couch count.
Libra
By this point in the week, you're so used to your routine of boredom that you actually resist any changes to it. You'll get jolted out of your warm, comfortable state of laziness today, and in a big way. Be ready to do some barking.
Scorpio
How you come up with your scenarios is a mystery even to you, but you've got quite a complicated one dancing around in your imagination. It goes way beyond intruders, the mail, even cats. Don't tie yourself in a pretzel over it.
Sagittarius
You're beyond putting up with the boredom. You're actually embracing it. Nothing can get you out of your stupor -- unless it's the mail. That always jump starts your day, no matter what time it arrives. You can count on sleeping in.
Capricorn
You're lacking the creativity to put two and two together. You know your owner resists your attempts at begging, but if you're ever in true need of something, they're only too glad to help. Make your walks a necessity.
Aquarius
One good thing about having the doghouse to yourself is not having to worry about anyone else's feelings or needs. You get to put yourself first, last and center today. Enjoy it for what it is.
Pisces
You bring your trademark high energy to everything you do, from romping with friends to rolling with the couch pillows. No one should be surprised that it shows, but they will be. Some humans just never learn.
