Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Some people enjoy the thrill of a dogfight, but not you. Even a minor nip has you running for the doghouse. You could care less about being alpha, as long as you don't have to witness any aggression. You get your wish today.
Taurus
It's always about relationships, even in the absence of them. You can't exactly feel possessive of your human when they're not even in the doghouse, but you can stand guard over their possessions with passion.
Gemini
The cat may appear more calculating than you, but are they really as smart as they look? There's only one way to find out. Enjoy an old-fashioned game of cat and mouse.
Cancer
If you never got involved with stuff you were unsure of, you would never get involved with anything at all. On the other hand, the world would be a much quieter place. Keep up the emotional intensity.
Leo
You do so much sitting around, you're starting to feel like part of the doghouse antique collection. Don't wait for your humans to dust you off. Shake yourself instead and slip out alone.
Virgo
The wild side of you is your driving nature today. You and your packmates are all picking up on an unseen wavelength. That restless feeling just cannot be ignored, so ditch the humans and connect with your pals.
Libra
Your humans may appear preoccupied, even selfish, but they are concerned with things bigger than themselves. Like keeping the roof over your doghouse, for starters. Be as generous as ever with your love and devotion.
Scorpio
Get ready for some heavy petting. People are drawn to you, whether you radiate power or cower at your owner's ankles. Drum up all the confidence you can and enjoy the attention.
Sagittarius
Your imagination is active, but the only way to tell is by the twitching. Wanting to be alone has nothing to do with it, but if that's how you happen to feel today, then you're in luck.
Capricorn
The day isn't wasted just because your owner isn't in it. Spend the time on something valuable, like introspection. Whatever you come up with will be lost in the shuffle, but it's still time well spent.
Aquarius
The last thing you want or need is privacy. You'll take any audience, even the cat. And if you thought they were socially useless, you'll learn something new about the species, as well as yourself.
Pisces
Just because you're cute and fuzzy doesn't mean you have the disposition of a favorite stuffed animal. Someone may learn the hard way that you're more closely related to a shark than a teddy bear. Sigh.
