Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Ah, the humans are home. It's a day of cleaning the doghouse, and also a day of cooking. You have to put up with both the activities of your owners and the aroma. The table scraps alone make it all worthwhile.
Taurus
Why is it that your owner's chow makes your mouth water, but yours isn't remotely tempting to them? That in and of itself should tell them something, but it doesn't. It's up to you to keep begging for something better.
Gemini
You couldn't be any less adaptable if you tried. You'll whine if left in the car and bark if left at home. You have your owner between a rock and a hard place, at least until they ply you with biscuits.
Cancer
You want to be near your humans, but you're more likely to snap than be cuddly. They may not get the message right off the bat, so be assertive. You'll be sleeping calmly at their feet by the end of the day.
Leo
Your energy just can't be controlled by a collar or leash. Only your favorite human can tame it. But then again, they wouldn't want to. Enjoy being unleashed, figuratively and literally.
Virgo
You know exactly how your humans enjoy spending their days. Luckily for you, you're always included in any family gathering. A distant relative is in charge of your leash for a change, but you lead the way.
Libra
Today jars your weekly routine a bit but it usually doesn't take long for you to get into the swing of it. Don't get upset if it takes your human a while to get into the swing of things, too.
Scorpio
You and your owner are pulling on opposite ends of life's leash. You're full of drive, ready to get up and go while your human wants nothing more than to sit around with good friends and enjoy deep conversations. There's a way for you both to be happy, and you know what it is.
Sagittarius
When you chase a rat into a rat hole, you don't stop at the surface. That's how your human feels about a certain topic of conversation. Don't expect anything less than deep and time-consuming discussions. In other words, you're on your own.
Capricorn
You're so focused on your own human that it doesn't bother you at all when another one is cowering in your presence. For once you don't take their fear personally. Keep your eyes on the prize.
Aquarius
Your owner is going through a weird phase, but don't worry too much about it. It will pass sooner than you can figure it out anyway. In the meantime, be your usual adoring self and expect nothing less in return.
Pisces
Your subconscious is creating something new even if the subject is the usual drill. You're sitting on your haunches and performing tricks even in your sleep. Dreaming is no better than reality, but it leaves you waking up feeling mystified.
