Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
You don't have to be a visionary to have figured out the pattern to your weeks. A chunk of time with your human is on the horizon, but that just makes you more and more impatient for it. Work on letting them out the door another day.
Taurus
If the mailman were simply trying to get a rise out of you, then your response would be justified. But you need to work another part of the equation into your brain, and that is the mail. Chew on that for the day.
Gemini
You're more intellectual than you appear to others, even other dogs. Don't waste time trying to change anyone's opinion. Just enjoy time for deep thought once you're alone in your basket.
Cancer
Without a doubt, you're owed something after a long day -- being alone is hard work, too. Your first response to your human is a wild hello. Your second is, show me the biscuits.
Leo
You already know how to be patient. In fact, you practice it all day long. It's time to come up with a different approach to your long days, one that gets the attention of your humans.
Virgo
Don't just complain. Show your humans how they can improve. You can spend the day letting them know just what kinds of things hold your interest. Then hope they'll replace them with the appropriate toys.
Libra
Watch out: sentimentality is seeping into your owners' hearts again. The best way to break its grip is with plenty of distractions and exercise, the earlier the better. Drag out the leash before they drag out the photos.
Scorpio
With nothing but time on your paws, you may find yourself rearranging the doghouse. Your owner may not agree with your taste. Get ready for unexpected outbursts on their return -- it won't be pretty.
Sagittarius
Looks can be deceiving. You may not impress others with your intellect, but you are actually able to comprehend new ideas. Get your owner's attention by showing off your repertoire of tricks.
Capricorn
If your regular routine isn't getting you the biscuits anymore, the obvious answer is to change your style in some way. You don't suddenly have to start jumping through hoops, but do try something new.
Aquarius
You have an equation for a great day: your high energy plus your owner's company plus the leash. Share it with your human. You never know when they may actually listen.
Pisces
The last thing you want or need is to give yourself a break. But a period of time is wrapping itself up, so endure another day or two of tedium. Spend it daydreaming about future exhaustion.
