Your Daily DogScope for March 20, 2024

March 20, 2024



Life is ruff when youโ€™re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

You could tell your humans were busy all week, and you waited patiently. Now it's time to pounce. A longer walk, quality time together -- initiate whatever project you have in mind today.

Taurus

You finally get the respect you deserve. You're treated more as a co-worker than as a dog. That's because you're now an integral part of your human's health routine. Enjoy the promotion.

Gemini

Your high energy is getting in the way of better things. Loving feelings are great, of course, and so are belly rubs. But nothing leaves you feeling as good as a long hike or a game of fetch. Insist on one.

Cancer

Your human defers to you for a change, and it's about time. After all, it's your doghouse, too. After you get your way one time, start keeping your eyes open for signs of other opportunities. You may be sleeping off the floor soon.

Leo

For once having a good time isn't dependent on your human being in the picture. That's just as well, because they have a date or some other kind of human-related plan. Focus on what counts now: your chew toy.

Virgo

It won't be a dull day if you have anything to do with it. If nothing else, you'll get noticed. Your splash might extend further than you intend it to, but that only gets more onlookers into the pool. Good dog.

Libra

You're getting plenty of attention from others, but you're going by too fast to even notice. Your high energy steals the show. So much for socializing with anything but the back of the mechanical rabbit.

Scorpio

For once you don't need patience to make it through the day. You get what you want and plenty of it. You barely have to glance toward the door before your owner takes the leash from its peg and whistles.

Sagittarius

Small threads sewn together can make a pretty comfy doggie blanket. You're finally getting a sense of the big picture. You'll wake up expecting time with your humans, and you'll get it.

Capricorn

Some things are not meant for the uninitiated. Innocent dogs had better just look away. You're dumpster diving or worse, and the last thing other owners need is for your bad habits to spread like wildfire.

Aquarius

The doghouse has a different vibe on the weekends and your whole way of life changes to accommodate it. Once you make the intellectual and cultural shift, you'll be flying high.

Pisces

Someone is making improvements around the doghouse, but your tastes differ markedly. You may not have opposing thumbs, but you have a way to set things right. Once they're out of sight, get to work.