Your Daily DogScope for March 28, 2023

March 28, 2023



Life is ruff when youโ€™re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

Your owner's days are long, and walking you has become just one more frustrating detail. Make it as pleasurable as possible today, at least until the dust settles.

Taurus

Courtship costs money. So why is your owner buying flowers when you're on store-brand chow? Don't feel slighted. They'll be bringing home a hefty doggy bag.

Gemini

Your humans are too wrapped up in their own dramas to understand subtleties today. So without getting into all the details, make it clear when you have to go out. Why is your business?

Cancer

The lines of communication are open, way open. Your owner has gotten the hint about longer, more frequent walks, so now focus on other areas that need improvement. No details are too small.

Leo

Your owner is more introverted than usual, even with you. They're mulling over human issues today, like how to be more thrifty with money. Don't bother trying to understand; simply be understanding.

Virgo

When your owner tidies up, your toys are all in one basket. Ah ha, Eureka! Once you know they're not hording them all for themselves, you can breathe a lot easier.

Libra

When your owner is unavailable, you're just have to be self sufficient. But that doesn't rule out socializing. There are plenty of other dogs just waiting for you to play with them.

Scorpio

The little details have a way of slipping out. You're just no good at keeping secrets, but that's to your credit. Keep wearing your heart on your sleeve.

Sagittarius

Your owners are the only people you want in a position of authority over you. Others just drive you crazy. But can't you let the dog walker into that select group? Give it a try.

Capricorn

You're grounded? You need to connect with other dogs long distance. Those two ideas may seem like polar opposites, but you'll find a way of pleasing both your human and yourself.

Aquarius

Cover the details now. Take extra care when choosing your packmates. Once they're members, it's too late. The once-over was never so necessary, so don't skimp.

Pisces

You're helping your humans each time you force them to go for a walk. You don't have to know exactly how, and you don't have to figure it out later, either. Just know it's a two way street.