Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
You're barking so fast no one can understand you. Except another dog, that is. The urgency in your voice should say it all but it doesn't mean a thing to your humans. Whether you're excited by a mouse in the house or surprised by an intruder, slow down and spell it out.
Taurus
Being a grouchy dog just isn't you. So acting like a junkyard dog is really out of character. Whatever is causing your sudden change in outlook, spending time alone in the doghouse is the best way to ride it out.
Gemini
You can sense there's a lot going on, but as far as you can tell, it's all in the form of air passing back and forth. Those are called ideas in human terms, but they're too lofty for your taste no matter what vocabulary your owners use to describe them. If you prefer physical movement, generate it yourself.
Cancer
You're quite the wild animal. Every dog has that right every now and then and it's definitely your turn. Your owner's commands are like a foreign language to you. The only thing you can hear is the call of -- well, you know what.
Leo
You're too busy to socialize, even with your pack mates. You have a flea in your ear and nothing can stop you from your restless pursuits. The only way anyone else, dog or man, can share your company is to lope by your side.
Virgo
You just can't please some people. No matter how you bark, they'll only interpret it one way. But that doesn't mean you shouldn't be careful when you communicate what you want, even if the nuances fall on deaf ears.
Libra
You love things, and lots of them. Tennis balls, sneakers, biscuits. But when it comes to humans, you can't help but be picky. Only your humans will do. You know just how to reject a substitute so it hurts. Go ahead, show your scary side.
Scorpio
No matter how obvious the signs are, you just can't see the red flags. You'll walk right into any trap, especially if liver has anything to do with it. Throw affection from your humans into the mix and you certainly can't resist.
Sagittarius
Your owners fancy themselves philosophers but even after all that thinking, they can't come close to grasping what you were born knowing. Let them get as deep as they want, though, and keep your knowledge hidden behind that goofy, innocent looking face. Why upset the apple cart?
Capricorn
Contrary to what most humans think, communication doesn't have to be verbal. In fact, it's much more meaningful when done in other ways. Cut to the chase with your owners. You'll hit the bull's eye.
Aquarius
It takes a lot of creativity for the sparks to fly these days, but fly they will. Your humans have fallen in love all over again. It feels good to not be the only one in the doghouse enjoying good, old-fashioned puppy love.
Pisces
Poetry might be a good thing or it might be a hoax for all you can tell. Cooking, on the other hand, is a form of art, paws down. You've sampled enough doggy bags to know. Today's fare gets five stars.
