Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Tables are turned today. Your owners have you wrapped around their little fingers instead of the other way around. Your humans can do no wrong, and you live to please them. Even biscuits seem like an afterthought.
Taurus
You know just how your day could be more exciting. In fact, you have a pretty clear idea that tomorrow won't be as boring as today. In fact, the word boring might be entirely out of place in just twenty-four hours. That makes passing the time today that much easier.
Gemini
Having fun is easy. It's all you do as the hours tick by. It goes without saying your owners will be the ones left holding the bag. Or more accurately, cleaning up the mess. It's not enough to overwhelm them, though. That's where the opposing thumbs come in handy.
Cancer
You're not exactly a domestic diva, but you don't do too terribly poorly in the doghouse. You help out in the ways you can and your contribution is felt. Simply making the place feel warm and cozy adds to the domestic bliss.
Leo
Your feelings are apparent each and every day. They ooze right out of you, like it or not. Your humans have a much harder time sharing how they feel. In fact, they're planning a date for just this reason. Be prepared to cut them some slack and give them their privacy.
Virgo
You live to be the center of the universe. But making a big splash at the dog park and showing your owners all your latest tricks won't make it so. Spend the day figuring out just what it is you really need from the world outside your doghouse.
Libra
You can't get enough attention today. No matter how many dogs flirt with you or how much applause you get for rolling over, nothing seems to help scratch the itch. But that doesn't mean you shouldn't keep trying. Go for balance and sensibility another day.
Scorpio
You're the consummate hunter and yet you can't get the food you want. As skilled as you are, the biscuit may prove to be your most elusive pray. The way to earn it is through the antithesis of your usual MO. Patience and submission is the only way.
Sagittarius
You're the dog with all the answers today. Your humans defer to you on all things, from walking routes to chow. You don't even have to make your preference strongly known. All it takes is a mere hint. Nip yourself to make sure you're not dreaming.
Capricorn
A certain culture is forming at the dog park, and you don't care for it. Fretting over it would just be a waste of time. These things change with the make up of the visitors anyway. When your best buddies arrive, you still know exactly what's expected of you.
Aquarius
Whether you're alone in the doghouse or have an audience with the Queen of England, it's all the same to you. You know how to be your authentic self under any and all circumstances. So you wonder why your human's personality seems to change with the weather. It amuses you today.
Pisces
You're remembering every biscuit that was ever denied you and every chew toy stolen out from under your nose. Yes, there's a huge chip on your shoulder. The world owes you something and you're out to set things straight. Good luck trying to collect.
