Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
You have no interest in being alpha, or in much else today for that matter. The dogs with ambitions can leave you happily playing in the cloud of dust they kick up. You prefer your own company and games to those of others today, be they dogs or humans.
Taurus
Someone who is trying to teach you some tricks will be the one who learns a thing or two instead. You may not be a preacher but you have a lot of spiritual insight to offer anyone who's open to learning. You almost can't help yourself.
Gemini
You'll hardly recognize your own human today. They're getting a make over and you're not quite sure you like what you see. All that really matters is on the inside, though, and you can tell right away that that remains the same.
Cancer
You're usually the one who's barking at the slightest sound while your human is as cool as a cucumber. But today it's the other way around. They're so nervous the sound of a pin dropping makes them jump while you are the opposite of skittish. You get to be the rock today. Enjoy.
Leo
When your owner leaves, you hang on for dear life. If you had opposing thumbs, they'd be wearing you around their ankles. You can sense something is up, but you've got your dates wrong. For today, you're just clinging tightly for no real reason. Try to let go, at least for now.
Virgo
Things around the doghouse seem different, if only slightly. Your owners are busy getting organized and making lists. Waiting to find out what's going on may not be fun, but your good behavior and patience now will be rewarded with an unusually large doggy bag later.
Libra
Good times are on the horizon, you can just tell. Your owners have a bounce in their step and the kitchen is being stocked. You don't have to understand exactly what's going on to understand that they're happy with anticipation. That means you are, too.
Scorpio
If your owners aren't redecorating, then they're cleaning so vigorously you hardly recognize the place you call home. These busy beavers have turned their entire weekend routine on its head. Don't worry, things will settle down later.
Sagittarius
You have a golden opportunity to meet strangers, because your humans are letting their guard down. In fact, they're not giving you much attention at all. What you get from strange humans pales in comparison with the attention you get from your owners, but it comes in a resounding 'better than nothing.' Enjoy.
Capricorn
Does your vision of the future include gizzards and gravy? If not, you still have some time to recalibrate. You should be working on your begging technique for the next few days. No, you should be perfecting it. You're already not too far afield.
Aquarius
Subliminal issues are plaguing your humans. They feel dread, elation or something in the middle, as the case may be. But however they feel, it has more to do with the past than with the present. Bring them back to reality.
Pisces
If you're going to daydream about the future, make it the near future. You're in for a treat you can be thankful for and it's just down the road. Until then, keep yourself occupied with musings and daydreams.
