Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
There's just no way to prevent selfishness today, especially since you're the only one in the doghouse. Go ahead, focus on yourself. Not only do you deserve it, but no one will be the wiser.
Taurus
If you've made laziness into an art form, it's only because you've had no other choice. There are plenty of more exciting routines you'd rather have than yours. Open your owner's eyes to the fact.
Gemini
You need some exercise today, but you won't be getting any. Store up all your energy to spring on your human once they return. The love from your side alone is enough to overwhelm anyone.
Cancer
When things are not going smoothly around the doghouse, it's more important than ever to stay active. If your humans haven't learned this little pearl of wisdom yet, then today's the day to teach them.
Leo
If you need things to be one way or another, you're out of luck. It's a mixed bag. The day might start out too boring for you, or for any dog for that matter, but come sundown you should be having your share of fun.
Virgo
When your human looks into your eyes, it feels deep and meaningful. Can it be that they're really thinking of such things as sales and impulse buys? Only they know for sure. Keep giving them the benefit of the doubt.
Libra
Someone finally appreciates your singular, quirky beauty. And just when you're getting all the flirtation you can handle, along comes the groomer to do you in. Enjoy the attention from others while it lasts.
Scorpio
Your subliminal leash is by far the shortest in your life, but also the longest reaching. It's not easy to deal with, at least not until you're aware of it. Once you are, it's like running free.
Sagittarius
What good is the love of friends if you don't get to feel it? You need time with your pack, one way or the other. All is fair in love and war, even slipping the occasional collar.
Capricorn
Letting your owner leave for work is one of the day's biggest challenges. Not only are you up for the job, but if you focus all your energy on the task at hand, you'll do it with style and grace.
Aquarius
You're so bored by the same dull loop that a different dog park feels like a whole new culture. Beg, whine or bolt your way there. You and your owner could both use the change of scenery.
Pisces
Your owner is making amends in a roundabout way. You're finally getting all the walks that have been owed you. Whether or not it has much to do with you is really not the issue.
