Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Some mornings your owner acts like they have all the time in the world. If you let them continue with their illusion, then you have no one to blame but yourself. A little accident is in order.
Taurus
You can move between your dog and human worlds with ease. In fact, you owners looks to you for help when they don't have such an easy time of it. When another dog has them on edge, it's up to you to show everyone who's boss.
Gemini
It's your responsibility to get your point across. You and your human may have a close bond, but they can't be expected to read your mind. And with facial expressions as convincing as yours, there's no excuse to be misread.
Cancer
Walks in the woods or long road trips, just you and your human -- making grand plans can be fun, but so can the small details of life in the doghouse. Focus on the issues under your nose and leave the horizon line for another day.
Leo
Is it all in your head, or have gestures of affection gotten more and more conservative lately? Greet your human with leaps and bounds the next time you see them, and then gauge the reception.
Virgo
Your owners are working on big projects, and they need your help. In fact, they're begging for your cooperation. If you give it to them, you'll all have a great day. If not, only you will be in the doghouse.
Libra
Which is worse, that nagging voice in your head or a certain human droning on and on? Luckily, you don't have to choose between the two. The third option is the most appealing. Make your break early for a day of freedom.
Scorpio
You seem to have one good day after another. What's your secret? Your humans would love to know. You'd gladly tell all, but the message wouldn't get through to them. Just sigh and enjoy.
Sagittarius
You'll have to gauge your human first thing in the morning. Are they your best friend today or on another authority trip? Read all the little details before pulling on the leash or rushing forward.
Capricorn
It only takes minimal research to reveal your humans' dastardly plans. If it's something simple, give them a pass. But if it has to do with long-distance trips while you stay home -- they're grounded.
Aquarius
Whether you're a country dog or a city dog, it pays to stay underground. Be clandestine when it comes to your business. Cover all the details. Be so thorough that any dog who comes after you won't even know you were there.
Pisces
You get to be astute, in your own special way. You may not know anything about facts or analysis, but you can put two and two together whenever your human is involved. The rest someone else can figure out later.
