Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Of course you don't love all your possessions equally. There is a definite hierarchy. Keep your eyes on your most beloved chew toys today, and don't bother getting your fur up if the others walk away.
Taurus
Fancy clothes, unusual scents -- your owner seems to be preparing for romance. You're not sure how those things relate to each other, but you should know by now that they do. Prepare for a long evening alone.
Gemini
Correspondence, bills, junk mail -- it's all one in the same, in your observation. So just why your humans go ballistic over some things and not others is beyond comprehension. Play it safe and avoid it all.
Cancer
You are as charming as can be and finally understand where the term carnival barker comes from. A mere suggestion from you has your humans falling all over themselves to oblige you, and the crazier the idea the better. Think steaks and fine linens.
Leo
You are digging your paws in, with or without your human's resistance. You might even find yourself saying no to things you love, like chow or affection. Go ahead, overindulge your contrary mood.
Virgo
You'll experience something foreign, and you won't have to travel far to do it. Whether your human brings home an unusual doggy bag or you jump your neighbor's fence, enjoy things a bit out of the ordinary.
Libra
Why stay calm? As you already know, most problems with humans originate beneath the surface. So when things look fine but you have that nagging feeling, don't hesitate to bolt.
Scorpio
It's a day of contests and challenges, and not just for you. It's one pack against another, with no room for compromise. Of course, this is just Wilderness Reenactment 101, so enjoy.
Sagittarius
You're more than just another of your owner's responsibilities, so much more. They need a reality check and you're having a hard time giving it to them. Don't give up. Keep focusing on love and devotion until they get the reminder.
Capricorn
Children know how to have fun. In fact, they're as thorough about it as you are. You're both experts in your field, so enjoy a meeting of the minds today.
Aquarius
You, bored? How strange. Take advantage of this peculiar feeling to take a much deserved break. Spend the day lounging on the couch and ignoring all signs of intruders, real or imagined.
Pisces
Your human caressing your silky ears and crooning soft words -- what more could you ask for? Well, a good, home-cooked meal would be nice. Lucky dog, you get all that and a bag of chips. Enjoy.
