Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
The cat must practice some kind of hypnotism. Or is it the cat who's being put into a trance? Either way, you'll have no choice but to watch the nasty display, until it's your turn for attention.
Taurus
One of your packmates is up to her old tricks again, just when you thought that old bone had been buried. Some dogs just can't live in peace. Avoid the dog park if you want to yourself today.
Gemini
Chatter, chatter, chatter. You whine, bark and whimper, and still your message is misread. Ah well, you'll have to take matters into your own paws if you have a hard time communicating.
Cancer
Why is what you're doing wrong? You just can't figure it out. It's not exactly embezzling if you help yourself to extra treats, but it pushes your human's buttons. Why not just beg for them instead?
Leo
Your owner is being thrifty with their affection lately. It's time to do something about it. You're usually not impulsive, but it could be quite effective to show your owner just how much you care, spur of the moment.
Virgo
One minute you want to stand out in a crowd, and the next you wish you were wearing camouflage. Your temperament runs the gamut today. You have no choice but to let yourself get pulled this way and that by your psychic leash.
Libra
Ah, it's nice to be needed. You're a great listener, but you have no idea what your human is saying. That's okay. The RCA look is all that is required of you.
Scorpio
To the untrained eye, you seem to have telepathy. But to any dog worth their scent, you're clearly following your nose. Keep up the good detective work.
Sagittarius
Don't drag your owner down the street today. Even your normally good-natured human has their limits. Cover all the small details right under your nose instead of pulling for the fantasy smells just out of reach.
Capricorn
It doesn't take but the rudimentary researching skills to figure out what was going on last night. In fact, your owner's schedule doesn't pass the smell test. Let the debauchery go this time, but keep your eyes and nose open.
Aquarius
It's up to you to be the calm one. Don't let any barking dogs get your fur up. Just stay grounded and don't lose your cool, and you'll make it through the day with dignity intact.
Pisces
This much can be said for you: at least you're not projecting your own fears onto other dogs. In fact, you're assuming they're all bigger, braver and bolder than you are. That's not the case, so calm down and enjoy the company.
